It’s not flying, it’s falling with style!
Posted on 21. Sep, 2009 by Kat Miller in All, Competition, Photos, Snowboarding, Sponsors
This Saturday was the British Snow Tour Indoor Big Air Championships at MK SNO!zone & seeing as how it’s a 2 star TTR event we were expecting the kicker to be pretty good, it turned out though that SNO!zone’s tape measure was slightly inaccurate and what should have been a 9m kicker was actually 14m (or 15.5m to the sweet spot)! Having had a chat with a couple of the guys it sounded doable as long as you straight-lined it in when you looked at it’s shape in comparison to the seriously whippy mid-sized 5m kicker it looked much nicer to hit. After a couple of runs down the non-park slope to warm up my legs and contact lenses I moved over and took a couple of run-throughs over the small kicker, just checking the drop in line and landing. The big kicker looked nice and I knew if I committed to my drop in that my new Humanity Plastictastic 156 would give me more than enough speed, added to that Jools was giving me the thumbs up as I was going up the lift as well.
At this point I should admit that I hate being the first person to hit a toy, in previous years I’ve been able to rely on Jamie Nicholls or one of the other kids acting as a test rider and I can bow to their judgement with regards to speed, how the kicker’s riding etc, unfortunately though they were all riding in the 2nd qualification group so if I was going to step up and hit it I’d have to do it on my own. I looked again and after a bit of banter with Shiner the Technical Delegate for the day where we argued over the size (I said as far as I was concerned it was 9m as that’s what the plan said, he said 14.5m) I decided it was definitely doable, took a deep breath and dropped in. Straight off the drop in ramp, over the first lip, straight into the kicker (good girl, no speed checks) and up into the air……..oooooops! Yes the kicker was way whippier than it looked and the moment I was in the air it started to feel a bit wrong, my weight was too far back and I was tipping in the air. Anyone that’s been in this situation will know that at this point time slows down, I was a long way up and I realised that my best chance of surviving this was to tip my weight so I was going to fall on my front not my back, bring my arms in, relax and wait for the impact. It seemed like I had a long time to wait as I took up my “frog” position and started to plummet, then the ground hit, I bounced on my front, hitting my chin and then I must have bounced onto my back because I came to rest half way down the landing with my head pointing down and my feet back up towards the kickers. I wasn’t in pain, knew I wasn’t broken but I was totally winded so when I looked up to see people rush in to check on me I signalled I was ok and let them unstrap my board so I could roll over and get off the landing. A huge thanks to the First Aider, Col Mytton and Jools Smith who were all over to me pretty much the moment I’d landed. A pretty impressive feat for Jools considering he was on the run in side of the kicker capturing these shots…..
..he then had to pelt round to check I was alive! Thankfully I was and once I got my breath back I was back up the top grabbing a drink of water before getting back to it (all be it on the 5m kicker). I was quite gutted not to have landed it but I think I impressed (and scared) everyone by giving it a go. For a while I doubted myself and wondered if it was my mistake and whether I’d misjudged my ability, it turns out I hadn’t though as over the course of the 2nd qualification when the guys were hitting it, it became apparent that it was too whippy a kicker and a lot of people came a cropper much worse than I had. Numerous guys ended up visiting the local hospital and quite a few more admitted to being scared. These weren’t poor riders but the cream of the UK and it’s a shame that a quarter of all entrants took a bad fall on the main kicker! I count myself very lucky to have escaped with a slightly scraped chin and some aches from the impact.
All in all it was a fun session, even with the aches I was feeling and I was stoked to qualify for the final in 3rd place. Unfortunately I didn’t manage to hang on to it so finished 4th overall and 1st in Masters, still I figure I can live with being beaten by a 12 year old, a 14 year old and an under 30 year old!
To wrap up the day nicely I had a really nice message that put the icing on the cake and I’m pleased to announce I now have a new sponsor, Laurus. Laurus make handmade face wraps, and I’m looking forward to wearing them over the course of the Winter, not just on the slopes but on my commute to work if it gets cold enough!






Philip
22. Sep, 2009
Glad you’re alive. Please don’t land on your face any more, you have such a pretty one.
Kat
22. Sep, 2009
It’s not like it’s deliberate…well it was but only once I was in the air and it’d all gone wrong ;o)
DrSnowboard
22. Sep, 2009
Let’s face it, a 14m table is pretty mahoosive, especially indoors. I’m surprised you didn’t scream ‘AIRBAG……’ on the way down.
Bet Jools is relieved his thumbs up wasn’t ill advised.
Arsento
16. Oct, 2009
Very interesting and amusing subject. I read with great pleasure.
Peter
18. Oct, 2009
Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.
Arsento
19. Oct, 2009
I really like your blog and i respect your work. I’ll be a frequent visitor.