Random Friday Fun – Generate Your Own Vogon Poem

I just found this brilliant link on the BBC’s website which allows you to generate your own Vogon poem….here’s mine:

See, see the evil sky
Marvel at its big yellow depths.
Tell me, Smith do you
Wonder why the naked mole rat ignores you?
Why its foobly stare makes you feel achy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your snazzlewanger facial growth
That looks like
A beer.
What’s more, it knows
Your flange potting shed
Smells of frog.
Everything under the big evil sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm pigs.

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